February 2012
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Worst part about talking in your sleep
Everyone always knows when you have a sex dream O_O
“See, I don’t like cuddling really. I like to be held. I’m a bottom.”
– Rachel’s a catcher.
Waking up at 9 when I don’t have to leave until 11:30 is so refreshing. I have SO much time to get ready! I even shaved today!
I've just about had it with today. And I've been...
OVER IT.
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D-d-d-d-don't let me die young, I just want you to...
Dear Nicki Minaj,
“I I I I I I I I I” is not even a lyric.
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Walk into dining hall telling myself “I’m just going to get a quick snack, nothing fancy or expensive”
Walk out with Starbucks and sushi.
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Stomping to school to Milkshake
I am the gayest
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Dream:
I was at a large facility that served as a sort of summer camp for the mentally ill. Except not really “summer” camp because it was Alaska or something and it was freezing and there was snow everywhere. I was there because I was super paranoid.
So I’m at this camp, hanging out, and then it starts to rain and everyone starts freaking out because rain means dinosaurs, so whenever...
I wanted to check facebook but instead I typed...
January 2012
60 posts
Reasons I hate my job:
Dumb people
Dumb policies
Outdated technology
Reasons I love my job:
Dumb people who don’t understand how things work, and are therefore astonished when a tiny update takes 60 seconds, and hugely grateful that I took time out of my busy schedule to do it
Getting paid to play Bloons Tower Defense
So now that Lion's been out for a while, how many...
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At the grocery store
Jeremy: *points to coconut cream pie*
Jeremy: Ooh, that looks good!
Jeremy: Except I don't like coconut.
Jeremy: Or cream pies.
“Put the information on the homepage on the front page of that new link and then...”
– This is why I hate my job sometimes.
Yesterday my Philosophy professor was wearing a heinous corduroy jacket and I was so personally offended I gave her a round of applause when she finally took it off about halfway through class.
Sometimes I am so gay.
“You want a job, a vacation, heath insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp...”
– Ryan O’Connell, What 20-Somethings Want
Anonymous asked: Forever ago you posted an iPhone case you had purchased. It was red and black I believe. Where did you get it?
Anonymous asked: Where did you get your iPhone case?
I am so over today.
Dreams:
1. I was late for class. I’d slept through my alarm and had missed half of my first class. Woke up to Jeremy saying goodbye as he went to class.
2. I was late for my flight to see Jeremy. I knew I had to get there two hours early but I was already twenty minutes late and hadn’t left the house yet.
3. I was a wizard, but my wand was a plastic ruler. We were fighting (Battle of...
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neon-hero replied to your post: It hurts my soul to know that people still put two spaces after every period. Please, please stop. Please.
Only Tumblr it’s stupid but when writing an essay or something you’re supposed to put two spaces between sentences.
No. No, no, no, a thousand times no. Putting two spaces between sentences is completely, utterly, and totally wrong. Let me explain:
Every...
It hurts my soul to know that people still put two...
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Google Image results for my name only have one...
Success?
Took the dog for a 5-minute run before I left for work this morning and JESUS FUCK I AM OUT OF SHAPE. This is why I need a dog, so I can run with it every day! I can justify buying a puppy if it’s for my health, right?
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Okay, You Guys....I've Tried and tried...
robgonemild:
But no matter how many times I’ve listened to her, I just can’t get into Lana Del Rey.
I’ve spent half/over half of my work day playing games and rearranging my office.
Productivity!
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Dream:
I went to some tattoo place that was having like a special event and tattoos were only $17 so I told the guy what I wanted and he started putting the stencil on but he did it wrong, so he had to take it off and re-do it. And then the dream sort of shifted to after the tattoo was finished and I was at my friend’s house and my ankle (where I got the tattoo) was all tingly and then I woke up...
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